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Shorties Review Volume 1 (Neon Beats, 1365, 2048, Siberia, Speer)

  Forward Goo Morning, Folks! Video games are incredible. Whether they be the incredible Triple A games that we all know, love and have sunk hundreds of hours into or the shorty boi Indie games that don't take more than twenty minutes to beat, video games remain as my favorite media to consume. While I could easily write five thousand words on any hundred hour RPG, this post is to give some love to a few of the tiny indie games that I have done Let's Plays on (shameless plug: https://www.youtube.com/user/MrBuradori).  If you have been reading my Ed, Edd N Eddy reviews, then you are familar with my rating system. For those of you who are not familiar with it (Why aren't you? Don't you love me? Read all of my posts.) here's a quick breakdown: An out of 10 number system will be used. The final score will be based on the totals of the four most important aspects to a video game (debatable - tell me I'm wrong in the comments); the story, the gameplay, the visuals and...

Over Your Ed - Ed, Edd N Eddy Episode 4 Review

Intro Ed, Edd N Eddy for the longest time has been my personal favorite cartoon. Recently, HBOMax has picked up several cartoons from the late 90s and early 2000s. Unsurprisingly, I went on an immediate nostalgia bender and binge-watched the entire series with my lady love. And what better way to celebrate several of my favorite cartoons than by systematically reviewing each episode, starting with the dorks of Peach Creek. To keep things simple and to help me keep my sanity, allow me to break down how I plan on scoring these episodes: Each will be given a rating out of 10. To help solidify what those numbers mean, I have adopted a system similar to Angry Joe's rating system. To explain further: 10- Big Boi Lovings. Any issues are minor enough that they do not affect the score. 9- P. Awesome. Nearly flawless, has a few issues that are bad enough. 8- P. Great. The media is great. Not perfect but better than most. 7- P. Good. Above average with some rough issues. 6- Hard Enjoy. I w...

From Dawn to Dusk: Aimless

Forward Howdy! The following is a quick one-shot that takes place in a fantasy universe that I have been steadily creating called "From Dawn to Dusk" (title is possibly subject to change). This short story takes place during the earliest parts of the timeline. Allow this to hold you over before I officially release my first novel, A Collector's Debt, soon.tm Aimless      It's fascinating what white noise can do for you. The chugga chugga of the train has nearly drained away all my senses. You would think this would open up my mind and allow me to think at an exponential rate but instead even my imagination refuses to wander. I don't smell the fabric softener or the wood polish that is giving my cabin a fresh lemon scent. I can't even detect the lilac perfume I put on before leaving my home. I don't feel the soft, cool fabric of my seat pressing against my bare legs. My right hand has been continuously stroking the calico cat that has been my traveling c...

Pop Goes the Ed - Ed, Edd, N Eddy Episode 3 Review

Intro Ed, Edd N Eddy for the longest time has been my personal favorite cartoon. Recently, HBOMax has picked up several cartoons from the late 90s and early 2000s. Unsurprisingly, I went on an immediate nostalgia bender and binged watch the entire series with my lady love. And what better way to celebrate several of my favorite cartoons than by systematically reviewing each episode, starting with the dorks of Peach Creek. To keep things simple and to help me keep my sanity, allow me to break down how I plan on scoring these episodes: Each will be given a rating out of 10. To help solidify what those numbers mean, I have adopted a system similar to Angry Joe's rating system. To explain further: 10- Big Boi Lovings. Any issues are minor enough that they do not affect the score. 9- P. Awesome. Nearly flawless, has a have issues that are bad enough. 8- P. Great. The media is great. Not perfect but better than most. 7- P. Good. Above average with some rough issues. 6- Hard Enjoy. I want...