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Foreword A quick disclaimer, ranking people based on attractiveness is gross and I'll punch you if you do this. That being said, the HuniePop girls are both fictional and exist solely for degenerates like me to enjoy , so we can make an exception, I'm sure.  For those of you who are somehow uncultured, HuniePop is a dating simulator game that utilizes a match 3 puzzle mechanic to develop your relationship with a cast of 12 ladies, eventually leading to sexy times. Each girl, for the most part, envelops a particular character type, such as Tiffany being the sweetheart or Nikki being the gamer girl, with some slightly deeper personalities.  AND AS SUCH, there can only be one best girl, which is what we'll determine here today. ... I never thought this would be my first countdown but it somehow feels fitting.  Number 12 - And Worst Girl.  Audrey I have many opinions about Audrey. (And certainly, didn't just do a short internet search to see if I'm missing something.) ...

Foreword I’m a huge fan of countdowns and top ten lists; less so tier lists because they feel a little less definitive to an actual top ten. Maybe it’s because my monkey brain likes when number go up (or down in this case). Regardless, countdowns are fun and I’ve spent many a time watching the likes of TheGreenScorpion ( The Green Scorpion - YouTube ), Josh Scorcher ( joshscorcher - YouTube ) and RabbidLuigi ( rabbidluigi - YouTube ). Also, super honorable mention to Alex Rochon ( Alex Rochon - YouTube ) , who is now voice acting for characters like Caine in the Digital Circus and is, in my opinion, the canon voice of Spamton G. Spamton.  I’ve always wanted to throw my voice out into the masses and make my own countdowns, but goodness does it take A LOT of time to put those together. I cannot express my admiration enough for the YouTubers that do countdowns as their main content, since the amount of research and pondering alone could be a full time job. Hats off to all of you. Time...